Don’t look, stop, sloth time!

Apparently Kristen Bell loves sloths. And is sort of emotionally unstable, but mostly in an endearing way. These are the questions I ask myself at this point:

1. Who is Kristen Bell? (oooh yeah, Sarah Marshall. She’s a cutie)

2. Why am I making a blog post about Kristen Bell at 1:48 am? (because I’m not too bright)

3. If I’m amazed Kristen Bell can have a breakdown about a sloth and charm the world, am I the strange one? (I think were both weird, so we would have been a good couple. And count me among the idolators, so a better question would ask why is our society so strange)

4. Kristen Bell says she is a serial monogamist (feels the need to always have a mate). If I’m the opposite, what does that make me? (Apathetic? Awkward? Lazy? Foreveralone? Maybe all the above).

I’ve known girls that I would describe as serial monogamists. As soon as their previous relationship ends, they start a new one almost instantaneously. I tend to go months or even years before starting anything new. I think my situation stems from what I’ll call an expectation of emotional privacy. I carefully guard my emotions and assume others would prefer the same.

I think the end result is I come off as a prick, or at best, uninterested. All ye lovely bitches know, should know I’m tryin to correct this.

Pushing the columns.

These past couple months have been a blur. I spent a week at the University of Maryland finishing up my thesis work (see photo above). These next few months will be spent writing up the findings. I also spent a few days in Laramie, WY meeting with recruiters and socializing with other geologists. I’ll be spending the summer in Houston (hot!), but next fall is still a question mark. Maybe more school. Maybe I’ll final enter the real world. Maybe.

It’s good to be back home for a breather. I’ll be mucking around town for a few weeks before heading back to school. Maybe I’ll find something productive to do. No promises.

Dictated but not read.

Sometimes I think I prefer to be alone because I would be ashamed if someone else were to see the things I do when nobody is around.

Wasting time, needless reflection, singing, overeating, unnecessary over-analysis, falling asleep reading a paper…

Presenting my personal concert anthology.

Hey! Here’s a mostly complete map of all the music shows I’ve been to since 2003. My list doesn’t include stage musicals or dance parties. If you went to a show with me not on the map let me know. The venues I frequented most often were The Gargoyle (25 shows) and The Pageant (17) in St. Louis. Canal Street and Elbo’s in Dayton would be up there but I haven’t kept track of most of the local Dayton shows. Easter egg: one show hidden away in Scandinavia.

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Dayton Zoom

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St. Louis Zoom

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Too much cache to cache.

Sometimes I get a little geocache crazy. See below for a map of all the geocaches I have found since I started in 2005. I will try to update this map every couple months. As the map shows, I’ve traveled quite a bit in the past 6 years. I’ve been lucky to travel to some awesome places with to my parents, ultimate frisbee, and work (thanks to the NSF for that last one!)

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Also check out this animation of my finds through time that I made in Google Earth.

A simple how-to for you.

How to turn your sturdy and reliable Nalgene water bottle into a sad parody of its former self:

Step 1: Empty bottle, leaving a couple ounces of liquid inside (may be unnecessary) .
Step 2: Close lid.
Step 3: Place bottle in car sitting in full view of summer Missouri sun.
Step 4: Ensure all windows are closed to achieve maximum greenhouse effect.
Step 5: Wait 6 hours.
Step 6: Enjoy your new trendy and unique Nalgene! Check out the picture of my awesome new bottle are below.