Karibous katch penguins pithing.

There comes a time in a young man’s life when he must explore beyond his area of comfort. For me, that time was today. David and I were optimistic at first. “People will love us in the Oregon District,” he said. “They love cool kids such as ourselves.” Boy was he wrong.
As it turns out, the Oregon District is a very barren and remote wasteland, spotted only with the occaisonal gay sex shop. Dave and I were starting to get discouraged… “Where are all the straight sex shops?” Dave asked fervently.
A portly man of small stature and with an even smaller mustache overheard. He turned suprisingly quickly for his portly build and slapped Dave hard across the face. “We don’t take kindly to your kind around here!” the portly man said.
We sulked away. How can we live in a place that has no tolerence for minorities such as ourselves? Oh woe, we cannot. And that’s how we came to end end our lives.