Den vert, Color adieu

Ah, I’ve just spent a lovely weekend in Denver. The city looks very clean because all the buildings are shiny. But if you drive outside of the city and look in, you’ll see a large halo of smog surrounding it. I think its because everybody drives SUVs. Anyway, I came to Denver for one sole purpose… to see a plastinated camel. After that everything really was rather borish. We spent one morning pulling some large rocks up a mountain to create an alter for the high lord Xenu. We also carved some trees out of stone for fun. While hiking in the mighty rockies we came across a primitive shelter, indicating that Ewoks were in the area. And sure enough, they all congregated at the state building to protest new immigration laws being proposed.