Who knew? Volcanoes!

Islands are not forever. They are forever delicious.

Double the asian and double the diamonds… Wait a second… That’s not diamonds at all! That’s MARK. I was so emotionally confused I completely froze. So I neither rescued him as I am being paid to do by Daniel, nor slaughtered him as I was asked to in my dreams. Before I had a chance to act Diamonds pulled out some ninja-grade aversions involving bizarre and impractical hookahs and the bastard head was gone. After aiding in the escape, Diamonds stole some clothes. Wouldn’t you know it, that sneaky Unicorn Islandian completely gave me the slip. I mistoke his brother from The Smiths as the real Diamonds and nearly socked him in the Roland. Maybe next time, Mark.

Bonus! New song… The Arm:

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