A simple how-to for you.

How to turn your sturdy and reliable Nalgene water bottle into a sad parody of its former self:

Step 1: Empty bottle, leaving a couple ounces of liquid inside (may be unnecessary) .
Step 2: Close lid.
Step 3: Place bottle in car sitting in full view of summer Missouri sun.
Step 4: Ensure all windows are closed to achieve maximum greenhouse effect.
Step 5: Wait 6 hours.
Step 6: Enjoy your new trendy and unique Nalgene! Check out the picture of my awesome new bottle are below.